<div>Ce post a pour but de faire de l'humour.</div><div>J'ai pensé à  mettre nos meilleurs bad beats endurés par la fameuse rivière Winamax...</div><div> </div><div>Allez, je commence...</div><div> </div><div><strong><u>Tournoi qualif FPT de ce soir:</u></strong></div><div> </div><div><table><tbody><tr><td class="copyBold">TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, T5-575944-61</td></tr><tr><td class="copyBold">played at "Table #31" for USD TC from 2009-06-24 15:15 until 2009-06-24 15:16</td></tr><tr><td height="5"><img src="www.pokernetwork.co.uk/images/spacer.gif" width="1" height="5"></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#cccccc"><img src="www.pokernetwork.co.uk/images/spacer.gif" width="1" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td height="5"><img src="www.pokernetwork.co.uk/images/spacer.gif" width="1" height="5"></td></tr><!-- Seated players --><tr><td class="copy"><span class="copyGreenBold">Seat 1:</span> benidorme (4,560 in chips) </td></tr><tr><td class="copy"><span class="copyGreenBold">Seat 2:</span> nefane33 (3,295 in chips) </td></tr><tr><td class="copy"><span class="copyGreenBold">Seat 3:</span> freeedo1 (1,655 in chips) </td></tr><tr><td class="copy"><span class="copyGreenBold">Seat 4:</span> ludo922 (810 in chips) </td></tr><tr><td class="copy"><span class="copyGreenBold">Seat 5:</span> Tigitte 974 (1,765 in chips) </td></tr><tr><td class="copy"><span class="copyGreenBold">Seat 6:</span> x titi95 (2,280 in chips) </td></tr><tr><td class="copy"><span class="copyGreenBold">Seat 7:</span> jbroyer1974 (2,010 in chips) </td></tr><tr><td class="copy"><span class="copyGreenBold">Seat 8:</span> inncri (1,045 in chips) </td></tr><tr><td class="copy"><span class="copyGreenBold">Seat 9:</span> Alibaba1980 (6,820 in chips) </td></tr><tr><td class="copy"><span class="copyGreenBold">Seat 10:</span> richardxxl (1,930 in chips) <!-- Poker specific action history and summary --></td></tr><tr><td height="5"><img src="www.pokernetwork.co.uk/images/spacer.gif" width="1" height="5"></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#cccccc"><img src="www.pokernetwork.co.uk/images/spacer.gif" width="1" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td height="5"><img src="www.pokernetwork.co.uk/images/spacer.gif" width="1" height="5"></td></tr><tr><td class="copy" colspan="2"><p><span class="copyBold">ANTES/BLINDS</span><br>Tigitte 974 posts ante (25), x titi95 posts ante (25), jbroyer1974 posts ante (25), inncri posts ante (25), Alibaba1980 posts ante (25), richardxxl posts ante (25), benidorme posts ante (25), nefane33 posts ante (25), freeedo1 posts ante (25), ludo922 posts ante (25), Tigitte 974 posts blind (125), x titi95 posts blind (250).<br><br><b>PRE-FLOP</b><br>jbroyer1974 folds, inncri folds, Alibaba1980 folds, richardxxl folds, benidorme folds, <strong>nefane33 raises to 750</strong>, <strong>freeedo1 bets 1,630 and is all-in,</strong> ludo922 folds, Tigitte 974 folds, x titi95 folds, <strong>nefane33 calls 1,630</strong>.</p><p>freeedo1 shows <img src="www.bordeauxpoker.com/richedit/smileys/_...s/card4-11.gif" border="0"> <img src="www.bordeauxpoker.com/richedit/smileys/_...s/card2-14.gif" border="0"> </p><p>nefane33 shows <img src="www.bordeauxpoker.com/richedit/smileys/_...s/card4-13.gif" border="0"> <img src="www.bordeauxpoker.com/richedit/smileys/_...s/card2-13.gif" border="0"> <br><br><b>FLOP</b> <img src="www.bordeauxpoker.com/richedit/smileys/_...s/card3-14.gif" border="0"> <img src="www.bordeauxpoker.com/richedit/smileys/_...s/card4-04.gif" width="40" border="0" height="55"> <img src="www.bordeauxpoker.com/richedit/smileys/_...s/card3-11.gif" border="0"> <br><br><br><b>TURN</b> <img src="www.bordeauxpoker.com/richedit/smileys/_...s/card3-13.gif" border="0"> <br><br><br><b>RIVER</b> <img src="www.bordeauxpoker.com/richedit/smileys/_...s/card4-14.gif" border="0"> <br><br><br>freeedo1 wins 3,885.</p></td></tr></tbody></table></div><div></div><div></div>

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<DIV>Qu'est ce que je t'ai déja expliqué Nefane, il faut boiter avec des mains dominées</DIV><DIV>pour gagner sur le loosemax: tu es vraiment un mauvais élève!!!!</DIV>

<DIV>Je sais, j'ai encore du mal à  jeter les rois face à  un short stack....</DIV>

<DIV>C'est la première étape après je t'apprends à  folder les As pré flop, cela demande un peu plus de discipline mais tu devrais bien t'en sortir!!!!</DIV>

énorme !!!!!<br>pour une fois que ce n'est pas moi <img src="/richedit/smileys/9.gif" border="0">

merci la river W......
TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, T5-750064-67
played at "Table #4" for USD TC from 2009-06-28 14:46 until 2009-06-28 14:46



Seat 1: xviking33x (2,080 in chips)
Seat 3: speakermax (1,920 in chips)
Seat 4: Gudjohnsen33 (3,355 in chips)
Seat 5: 33renato33 (6,310 in chips)
Seat 6: paqeret (1,945 in chips)
Seat 7: paris_33 (1,515 in chips)
Seat 8: ianmccay (2,680 in chips)



ANTES/BLINDS
paris_33 posts blind (40), ianmccay posts blind (80).

PRE-FLOP
xviking33x folds, speakermax folds, Gudjohnsen33 folds, 33renato33 raises to 160, paqeret folds, paris_33 raises to 480, ianmccay folds, 33renato33 calls 480.

FLOP [board cards: 9C,TC,5D ]
paris_33 bets 1,035 and is all-in, 33renato33 calls 1,035.

TURN [board cards: 9C,TC,5D,JD ]


RIVER [board cards: 9C,TC,5D,JD,5C ]


SHOWDOWN
paris_33 shows [ AH,AS ]
33renato33 shows [ 2C,AC ]
33renato33 wins 3,110.



SUMMARY
Dealer: paqeret
Pot: 3,110
xviking33x, loses 0
speakermax, loses 0
Gudjohnsen33, loses 0
33renato33, bets 1,515, collects 3,110, net 1,595
paqeret, loses 0
paris_33, loses 1,515
ianmccay, loses 80

<DIV>lol... sympa le call 3-bet pré-flop avec As-2 suités.</DIV><DIV>Même si la wina river aide, ce coup est surtout dû au niveau freeroll SAPC...</DIV>

après les river w......

les quintes floppees

TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, T5-1402311-137
played at "Table #4" for USD TC from 2009-07-12 15:44 until 2009-07-12 15:45



Seat 1: Sesky (19,840 in chips)
Seat 3: johnkalagan (6,600 in chips)
Seat 4: Skeull (4,385 in chips)
Seat 9: paris_33 (1,145 in chips)
Seat 10: AVATORU (10,880 in chips)



ANTES/BLINDS
paris_33 posts blind (200).

PRE-FLOP
AVATORU folds, Sesky raises to 700, johnkalagan folds, Skeull folds, paris_33 bets 1,145 and is all-in, Sesky calls 1,145.

FLOP [board cards: 8D,9D,7H ]


TURN [board cards: 8D,9D,7H,2S ]


RIVER [board cards: 8D,9D,7H,2S,TH ]


SHOWDOWN
paris_33 shows [ AH,KS ]
Sesky shows [ JH,TC ]
Sesky wins 2,290.



SUMMARY
Dealer: Skeull
Pot: 2,290
Sesky, bets 1,145, collects 2,290, net 1,145
johnkalagan, loses 0
Skeull, loses 0
paris_33, loses 1,145
AVATORU, loses 0



merci W......

<table><tbody><tr><td class="copyBold">played at "Ludwigshafen" for USD RM from 2009-07-19 05:34 until 2009-07-19 05:34</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="copy"><span class="copyGreenBold">Seat 3:</span> Sesky ($14.51 in chips)
</td></tr><tr><td class="copy"><span class="copyGreenBold">Seat 5:</span> allor04us ($2 in chips)
</td></tr><tr><td class="copy"><span class="copyGreenBold">Seat 7:</span> Lappsjuk ($5.91 in chips)
</td></tr><tr><td class="copy"><span class="copyGreenBold">Seat 8:</span> theoalte1234 ($11.80 in chips)

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<tr><td colspan="2" class="copy"><span class="copyBold">ANTES/BLINDS</span><br>Sesky posts blind ($0.05), allor04us posts blind ($0.10).<br><br><b>PRE-FLOP</b><br>Lappsjuk
folds, theoalte1234 raises to $0.30, Sesky raises to $1, allor04us bets
$2 and is all-in, theoalte1234 calls $2, Sesky bets $14.51 and is
all-in, theoalte1234 calls $11.80 and is all-in.<br><br><b>FLOP</b> <br> <img src="www.winamax.com/img/poker/cards/7C.gif"> <img src="www.winamax.com/img/poker/cards/3S.gif"> <img src="www.winamax.com/img/poker/cards/3C.gif"> <br><br><br><b>TURN</b> <br> <img src="www.winamax.com/img/poker/cards/7C.gif"> <img src="www.winamax.com/img/poker/cards/3S.gif"> <img src="www.winamax.com/img/poker/cards/3C.gif"> <img src="www.winamax.com/img/poker/cards/9D.gif"> <br><br><br><b>RIVER</b> <br> <img src="www.winamax.com/img/poker/cards/7C.gif"> <img src="www.winamax.com/img/poker/cards/3S.gif"> <img src="www.winamax.com/img/poker/cards/3C.gif"> <img src="www.winamax.com/img/poker/cards/9D.gif"> <img src="www.winamax.com/img/poker/cards/6H.gif"> <br><br><br><b>SHOWDOWN</b><br>Sesky shows <br> <img src="www.winamax.com/img/poker/cards/QC.gif"> <img src="www.winamax.com/img/poker/cards/QS.gif"> <br>allor04us shows <br> <img src="www.winamax.com/img/poker/cards/AH.gif"> <img src="www.winamax.com/img/poker/cards/KH.gif"> <br>theoalte1234 shows <br> <img src="www.winamax.com/img/poker/cards/3D.gif"> <img src="www.winamax.com/img/poker/cards/JD.gif"> <br>theoalte1234 wins $5.70, theoalte1234 wins $18.62.</td></tr>
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Pot: $25.60, <i>(including rake: $1.2</i><br><span class="copy">Sesky, loses $11.80<br></span><span class="copy">allor04us, loses $2<br></span><span class="copy">Lappsjuk, loses $0<br></span><span class="copy">theoalte1234, bets $11.80, collects $24.32, net $12.52</span></td></tr></tbody></table>

<DIV>Moi je dis il est fort ce Theoalte, bien plus fort que Sesky !</DIV><DIV> </DIV><DIV>Pffttt ! mais pourquoi il joue pas au loto ces mecs ? au lieu de se prendre pour des joueurs de poker !</DIV><DIV> </DIV><DIV>Je parle de Sesky bien entendu ! <FONT size=6>LOL</FONT></DIV><DIV> </DIV>

C'etait ma journée bad beatsaujourd'hui, en voilà  un bien sympathique<br>96% vs 3% au moment du all-in<br><br><table><tbody><tr><td class="copy"><span class="copyGreenBold">Seat 1:</span> Bobiahel ($0.56 in chips)
</td></tr><tr><td class="copy"><span class="copyGreenBold">Seat 2:</span> luron1 ($2.50 in chips)
</td></tr><tr><td class="copy"><span class="copyGreenBold">Seat 4:</span> Sesky ($2.75 in chips)
</td></tr><tr><td class="copy"><span class="copyGreenBold">Seat 8:</span> mclems38 x ($7.85 in chips)
</td></tr><tr><td class="copy"><span class="copyGreenBold">Seat 9:</span> OwO10 ($1.80 in chips)

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<tr><td colspan="2" class="copy"><span class="copyBold">ANTES/BLINDS</span><br>Sesky posts blind ($0.01), mclems38 x posts blind ($0.02).<br><br><b>PRE-FLOP</b><br>OwO10 raises to $0.07, Bobiahel folds, luron1 folds, Sesky calls $0.07, mclems38 x calls $0.07.<br><br><b>FLOP</b> <br> <img src="www.winamax.com/img/poker/cards/6C.gif"> <img src="www.winamax.com/img/poker/cards/5S.gif"> <img src="www.winamax.com/img/poker/cards/4H.gif"> <br>Sesky bets $0.16, mclems38 x folds, OwO10 bets $1.73 and is all-in, Sesky calls $1.73.<br><br><b>TURN</b> <br> <img src="www.winamax.com/img/poker/cards/6C.gif"> <img src="www.winamax.com/img/poker/cards/5S.gif"> <img src="www.winamax.com/img/poker/cards/4H.gif"> <img src="www.winamax.com/img/poker/cards/QH.gif"> <br><br><br><b>RIVER</b> <br> <img src="www.winamax.com/img/poker/cards/6C.gif"> <img src="www.winamax.com/img/poker/cards/5S.gif"> <img src="www.winamax.com/img/poker/cards/4H.gif"> <img src="www.winamax.com/img/poker/cards/QH.gif"> <img src="www.winamax.com/img/poker/cards/6D.gif"> <br><br><br><b>SHOWDOWN</b><br>OwO10 shows <br> <img src="www.winamax.com/img/poker/cards/QC.gif"> <img src="www.winamax.com/img/poker/cards/QD.gif"> <br>Sesky shows <br> <img src="www.winamax.com/img/poker/cards/7D.gif"> <img src="www.winamax.com/img/poker/cards/8D.gif"> <br>OwO10 wins $3.49.</td></tr>
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<tr><td colspan="2" class="copy"><span class="copyBold">SUMMARY</span><br>Dealer: luron1<br>
Pot: $3.67, <i>(including rake: $0.1</i><br><span class="copy">Bobiahel, loses $0<br></span><span class="copy">luron1, loses $0<br></span><span class="copy">Sesky, loses $1.80<br></span><span class="copy">mclems38 x, loses $0.07<br></span><span class="copy">OwO10, bets $1.80, collects $3.49, net $1.69</span></td></tr></tbody></table><br>

<TABLE><TBODY><TR>Allez, c'est pas la winariver, mais quand même, on n'est même plus étonné quand ça arrive.<TD class=copyBold>TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, T5-2477426-92</TD></TR><TR><TD class=copyBold>played at "Table #45" for USD TC from 2009-08-03 15:31 <BR>until 2009-08-03 15:32</TD></TR><TR><TD height=5><IMG height=5 src="/images/spacer.gif" width=1></TD></TR><TR><TD bgColor=#cccccc><IMG height=1 src="/images/spacer.gif" width=1></TD></TR><TR><TD height=5><IMG height=5 src="/images/spacer.gif" width=1></TD></TR><!-- Seated players --><TR><TD class=copy><SPAN class=copyGreenBold>Seat 1:</SPAN> damien57050 (5,415 in chips) <BR></TD></TR><TR><TD class=copy><SPAN class=copyGreenBold>Seat 2:</SPAN> le duc46 (11,220 in chips) <BR></TD></TR><TR><TD class=copy><SPAN class=copyGreenBold>Seat 3:</SPAN> nefane33 (5,420 in chips) <BR></TD></TR><TR><TD class=copy><SPAN class=copyGreenBold>Seat 4:</SPAN> Wadydy69 (9,976 in chips) <BR></TD></TR><TR><BR><TD class=copy><SPAN class=copyGreenBold>Seat 5:</SPAN> Speedzebre2 (24,210 in chips) <BR></TD></TR><TR><BR><TD class=copy><SPAN class=copyGreenBold>Seat 6:</SPAN> G.I.P.N (2,240 in chips) <BR></TD></TR><TR><BR><TD class=copy><SPAN class=copyGreenBold>Seat 7:</SPAN> Masfh (3,330 in chips) <BR></TD></TR><TR><TD class=copy><SPAN class=copyGreenBold>Seat 8:</SPAN> Grokris OPC (3,310 in chips) <BR></TD></TR><TR><TD class=copy><SPAN class=copyGreenBold>Seat 9:</SPAN> solexman (22,110 in chips) <BR></TD></TR><TR><TD class=copy><SPAN class=copyGreenBold>Seat 10:</SPAN> gledeli53 (7,525 in chips) <!-- Poker specific action history and summary --><BR></TD></TR><TR><TD height=5><IMG height=5 src="/images/spacer.gif" width=1></TD></TR><TR><TD bgColor=#cccccc><IMG height=1 src="/images/spacer.gif" width=1></TD></TR><TR><TD height=5><IMG height=5 src="/images/spacer.gif" width=1></TD></TR><TR><TD class=copy colSpan=2><SPAN class=copyBold>ANTES/BLINDS</SPAN><BR>Speedzebre2 <BR>posts ante (60), G.I.P.N posts ante (60), Masfh posts ante (60), Grokris OPC <BR>posts ante (60), solexman posts ante (60), gledeli53 posts ante (60), <BR>damien57050 posts ante (60), le duc46 posts ante (60), nefane33 posts ante (60), <BR>Wadydy69 posts ante (60), Speedzebre2 posts blind (300), G.I.P.N posts blind <BR>(600).<BR><BR><B>PRE-FLOP</B><BR>Masfh folds, Grokris OPC folds, solexman folds, <BR>gledeli53 folds, damien57050 folds, le duc46 folds, nefane33 bets 5,360 and is <BR>all-in, Wadydy69 folds, Speedzebre2 folds, G.I.P.N calls 2,180 and is <BR>all-in.<BR><BR><B>FLOP</B> [board cards: 8H,AS,6S ]<BR><BR><BR><B>TURN</B> [board cards: 8H,AS,6S,5D]<BR><BR><BR><B>RIVER</B> [board cards: 8H,AS,6S,5D,7D]<BR><BR><BR><B>SHOWDOWN</B><BR>nefane33 shows [ QS,QH ]<BR>G.I.P.N shows [ 5H,6D ]<BR>G.I.P.N wins 5,260.</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><DIV></DIV>

FPT hier soir, il reste 22 joueurs, je joue hyper serré stack de 35k, soit le stack moyen mais les blinds (4k, 8k) et les ante (800) font tres mal. Je suis entre 15 et 18eme. <br>milieu de parole AK... Comme prevu j'envoie tapis, 1 tapis inférieur call... AJ... <br>Flop A 6 8, turn 2.... OUF, plus que 7% de perdre.... MAis les valets a la river ne me porte pas chance en ce moment(cf vendredi), et le valet tombe... Merci a loseunmax... Dégouté apres il me reste 5k, je sors 22, mon badbeater lui a son ticket... <br>

Après ce que j'ai pu voir hier soir et lundi dernier à  Gujan en dealant ou en regardant N dealer, je pense que je ne critiquerais plus jamais les river ou les turn de winamax !<br><br><img src="/richedit/smileys/_Cartes/card1-11.gif" border="0"> <img src="/richedit/smileys/_Cartes/card4-11.gif" border="0"> vs <img src="/richedit/smileys/_Cartes/card2-08.gif" border="0"> <img src="/richedit/smileys/_Cartes/card2-09.gif" border="0"> tapis pré-flop de la paire suivit par 8 et 9, tableau :<br><img src="/richedit/smileys/_Cartes/card2-11.gif" border="0"> <img src="/richedit/smileys/_Cartes/card2-10.gif" border="0"> <img src="/richedit/smileys/_Cartes/card2-07.gif" border="0"> <img src="/richedit/smileys/_Cartes/card3-03.gif" border="0"> <img src="/richedit/smileys/_Cartes/card4-07.gif" border="0"> <br><br><img src="/richedit/smileys/_Cartes/card2-10.gif" border="0"> <img src="/richedit/smileys/_Cartes/card4-09.gif" border="0"> vs <img src="/richedit/smileys/_Cartes/card4-11.gif" border="0"> <img src="/richedit/smileys/_Cartes/card1-13.gif" border="0"> tapis pré-flop, tableau :<br><img src="/richedit/smileys/_Cartes/card1-10.gif" border="0"> <img src="/richedit/smileys/_Cartes/card1-11.gif" border="0"> <img src="/richedit/smileys/_Cartes/card3-09.gif" border="0"> <img src="/richedit/smileys/_Cartes/card4-13.gif" border="0"> <img src="/richedit/smileys/_Cartes/card4-12.gif" border="0"> <br><br><img src="/richedit/smileys/_Cartes/card4-13.gif" border="0"> <img src="/richedit/smileys/_Cartes/card3-11.gif" border="0"> vs <img src="/richedit/smileys/_Cartes/card1-13.gif" border="0"> <img src="/richedit/smileys/_Cartes/card1-04.gif" border="0"> tapis au flop des deux plus gros tapis du tournoi, il reste 20 joueurs pour 10 payés, tableau :<br><img src="/richedit/smileys/_Cartes/card4-08.gif" border="0"> <img src="/richedit/smileys/_Cartes/card1-05.gif" border="0"> <img src="/richedit/smileys/_Cartes/card2-13.gif" border="0"> <img src="/richedit/smileys/_Cartes/card2-04.gif" border="0"> <img src="/richedit/smileys/_Cartes/card4-14.gif" border="0"> <br><br><img src="/richedit/smileys/_Cartes/card4-14.gif" border="0"> <img src="/richedit/smileys/_Cartes/card2-14.gif" border="0"> vs <img src="/richedit/smileys/_Cartes/card3-13.gif" border="0"> <img src="/richedit/smileys/_Cartes/card1-02.gif" border="0"> tapis au flop, le K2 étant le même que le K4, tableau :<br><img src="/richedit/smileys/_Cartes/card1-05.gif" border="0"> <img src="/richedit/smileys/_Cartes/card1-13.gif" border="0"> <img src="/richedit/smileys/_Cartes/card3-12.gif" border="0"> <img src="/richedit/smileys/_Cartes/card3-02.gif" border="0"> <img src="/richedit/smileys/_Cartes/card4-03.gif" border="0"> <br><br>et la dernière main du tournoi de mercredi :<br><img src="/richedit/smileys/_Cartes/card3-14.gif" border="0"> <img src="/richedit/smileys/_Cartes/card2-06.gif" border="0"> vs <img src="/richedit/smileys/_Cartes/card3-13.gif" border="0"> <img src="/richedit/smileys/_Cartes/card4-07.gif" border="0"> tapis pré-flop, A6 appartenant au K4/K2, tableau :<br><img src="/richedit/smileys/_Cartes/card2-07.gif" border="0"> <img src="/richedit/smileys/_Cartes/card2-13.gif" border="0"> <img src="/richedit/smileys/_Cartes/card3-08.gif" border="0"> <img src="/richedit/smileys/_Cartes/card4-09.gif" border="0"> <img src="/richedit/smileys/_Cartes/card1-10.gif" border="0"> <br><br>voilà  et encore j'ai la flemme de tous les mettre, mais il y en a eu d'autres : 66 vs 1010 avec 3-4-3-3-6 comme tableau ou AJ vs AQ avec 3-7-10-7-J au tableau avec pour chaque tapis pré-flop !<br><br>Sproutch - Appelez moi Winamax ^^<br><br>