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humour: best of winarivers... le 13 août 2009 à 16:19 #38667

  • panelka
En tout cas cela fait travailler ta mémoire, ce qui t'apportera un plus lors de tes prochaines parties Flo....<br>C'est vrai qu'il a vraiment chatté le gars, d'ailleurs sous le scotch qui masquait son sponsor, on pouvait lire "Winabad"...<br>

humour: best of winarivers... le 13 août 2009 à 22:20 #38671

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Pour une fois, je ne prends pas le bad, mais je tiens à  la mettre quand même, c'est la seconde que je touche... Les 2 online et sur Wina...<br><br><table><tbody><tr><td class="copyBold">TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, T5-2972634-49</td></tr><tr><td class="copyBold">played at "Table #32" for USD TC from 2009-08-13 15:13 <br>until 2009-08-13 15:14</td></tr><tr><td height="5"><img src="/images/spacer.gif" width="1" height="5"></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#cccccc"><img src="/images/spacer.gif" width="1" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td height="5"><img src="/images/spacer.gif" width="1" height="5"></td></tr><!-- Seated players --><tr><td class="copy"><span class="copyGreenBold">Seat 1:</span> Poussinours (2,430 in chips) <br></td></tr><tr><td class="copy"><span class="copyGreenBold">Seat 2:</span> urumiluna (5,310 in chips) <br></td></tr><tr><td class="copy"><span class="copyGreenBold">Seat 3:</span> tche zz (3,750 in chips) <br><br></td></tr><tr><td class="copy"><span class="copyGreenBold">Seat 4:</span> yonatrix (9,500 in chips) <br></td></tr><tr><td class="copy"><span class="copyGreenBold">Seat 5:</span> Chuc13 (5,620 in chips) <br></td></tr><tr><td class="copy"><span class="copyGreenBold">Seat 6:</span> Java 17 (7,250 in chips) <br><br></td></tr><tr><td class="copy"><span class="copyGreenBold">Seat 7:</span> Snakeinlove (4,360 in chips) <br></td></tr><tr><td class="copy"><span class="copyGreenBold">Seat 8:</span> alesk59 (5,150 in chips) <br><br></td></tr><tr><td class="copy"><span class="copyGreenBold">Seat 9:</span> verken44 (7,442 in chips) <br></td></tr><tr><td class="copy"><span class="copyGreenBold">Seat 10:</span> nefane33 (1,800 in chips) <!-- Poker specific action history and summary --><br></td></tr><tr><td height="5"><img src="/images/spacer.gif" width="1" height="5"></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#cccccc"><img src="/images/spacer.gif" width="1" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td height="5"><img src="/images/spacer.gif" width="1" height="5"></td></tr><tr><td class="copy" colspan="2"><span class="copyBold">ANTES/BLINDS</span><br>alesk59 posts ante (25), verken44 posts ante (25), nefane33 posts ante (25), Poussinours posts ante (25), urumiluna posts ante (25), tche zz posts ante (25), yonatrix posts ante (25), Chuc13 posts ante (25), Java 17 posts ante (25), alesk59 posts blind (125), verken44 posts blind (250).<br><br><b>PRE-FLOP</b><br>nefane33 raises to 750, Poussinours folds, urumiluna folds, tche zz folds, yonatrix folds, Chuc13 folds, Java 17 folds, alesk59 folds, verken44 calls 750.<br><br><b>FLOP</b> [board cards: AD,6H,QH ]<br>verken44 bets 250, nefane33 calls 250.<br><br><b>TURN</b> [board cards: AD,6H,QH,JH ]<br>verken44 bets 250, <br>nefane33 bets 775 and is all-in, verken44 calls 775.<br><br><b>RIVER</b> [board cards: AD,6H,QH,JH,TH ]<br><br><br><b>SHOWDOWN</b><br>nefane33 shows [ AH,KH ]<br>verken44 shows [ 5D,AC ]<br>nefane33 wins 3,900.</td></tr><tr><td height="5"><br></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#cccccc"><img src="/images/spacer.gif" width="1" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td height="5"><img src="/images/spacer.gif" width="1" height="5"></td></tr><tr><td class="copy" colspan="2"><span class="copyBold"></span><span class="copy"></span><span class="copy"></span><span class="copy"></span><span class="copy"></span><span class="copy"></span><span class="copy"></span><span class="copy"></span><span class="copy"></span><span class="copy"></span><span class="copy"><br></span></td></tr></tbody></table><br><br><br><br><br><br><table><tbody><tr><td class="copy" colspan="1"><br></td></tr><tr><td class="copy" colspan="1"><br></td></tr></tbody></table><br><br>
Et c'est qui qui rigole maintenant?

humour: best of winarivers... le 13 août 2009 à 22:49 #38672

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Bon, la room s'est rattrapée puisque je me fais sortir en me faisant craquer les as par les dames!
Et c'est qui qui rigole maintenant?

humour: best of winarivers... le 14 août 2009 à 09:41 #38673

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Il faut bien un équilibré dans tout ce chaos <br>Perso, ma BR sur W est de 20$ pour les tournoi du club ...j'ai tout viré sur Netteler en quête d'autres room !<br>

humour: best of winarivers... le 24 août 2009 à 21:33 #38712

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Ce soir, sur le FPT, une main à  rebondissement avec la fameuse river W......

TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, T5-3543060-15
played at "Table #26" for USD TC from 2009-08-24 14:17 until 2009-08-24 14:17



Seat 1: danythedog (310 in chips)
Seat 2: Cautioneur (810 in chips)
Seat 3: x_SUPREME (3,538 in chips)
Seat 4: capsmaster65 (1,277 in chips)
Seat 5: LAIN-LAIN (1,450 in chips)
Seat 6: paris_33 (1,190 in chips)
Seat 7: johnny62300 (4,675 in chips)
Seat 8: tatanka-67 (1,295 in chips)
Seat 9: Kepon50 (4,560 in chips)
Seat 10: cedricore34 (1,535 in chips)



ANTES/BLINDS
Cautioneur posts blind (25), x_SUPREME posts blind (50).

PRE-FLOP
capsmaster65 folds, LAIN-LAIN folds, paris_33 raises to 150, johnny62300 bets 4,675 and is all-in, tatanka-67 folds, Kepon50 folds, cedricore34 folds, danythedog folds, Cautioneur folds, x_SUPREME folds, paris_33 calls 1,190 and is all-in.

FLOP [board cards: 7H,AD,7S ]


TURN [board cards: 7H,AD,7S,JD ]


RIVER [board cards: 7H,AD,7S,JD,AC ]


SHOWDOWN
johnny62300 shows [ AS,KC ]
paris_33 shows [ JS,JH ]
johnny62300 wins 2,455.



SUMMARY
Dealer: danythedog
Pot: 2,455
danythedog, loses 0
Cautioneur, loses 25
x_SUPREME, loses 50
capsmaster65, loses 0
LAIN-LAIN, loses 0
paris_33, loses 1,190
johnny62300, bets 1,190, collects 2,455, net 1,265
tatanka-67, loses 0
Kepon50, loses 0
cedricore34, loses 0

humour: best of winarivers... le 01 septembre 2009 à 21:56 #38875

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2 nouvelles W...... river ce soir :

1/ Sur le 1$ et au lit :
all in AJ contre A4 postflop avec Axx, il touche son 4 sur la river

j'avais dans les 86% au moment du all in (à  la turn)

2/ sur le FPT Freeroll :
brelan de 7 floppe, il touche son tirage quinte sur la river

j'avais 72% au moment du allin et 82% à  la river ...

humour: best of winarivers... le 21 septembre 2009 à 21:20 #39588

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Dans un nouveau style:<br><br>TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, T5-5171159-12 <br>played at "Table #60" for USD TC from 2009-09-21 14:11 until 2009-09-21 14:12 <br> <br><br>Seat 2: dezed07 (2,320 in chips) <br>Seat 3: Muzilheg (1,640 in chips) <br>Seat 4: oklahoma85 (2,125 in chips) <br>Seat 6: StanAsTen (2,200 in chips) <br>Seat 7: nefane33 (4,060 in chips) <br>Seat 8: la_plume_74 (1,960 in chips) <br>Seat 9: Dehyo (2,080 in chips) <br>Seat 10: LaPatate76 (1,940 in chips) <br> <br> <br>ANTES/BLINDS<br>Muzilheg posts blind (10), oklahoma85 posts blind (20).<br><br>PRE-FLOP<br>StanAsTen raises to 70, nefane33 raises to 200, la_plume_74 folds, Dehyo folds, LaPatate76 folds, dezed07 calls 200, Muzilheg bets 1,640 and is all-in, oklahoma85 folds, StanAsTen folds, nefane33 bets 4,060 and is all-in, dezed07 folds.<br><br>FLOP [board cards: 7H,7D,7S ]<br><br><br>TURN [board cards: 7H,7D,7S,7C ]<br><br><br>RIVER [board cards: 7H,7D,7S,7C,2H ]<br><br><br>SHOWDOWN<br>nefane33 shows [ KH,KS ]<br>Muzilheg shows [ AH,KC ]<br>Muzilheg wins 3,570.<br>
Et c'est qui qui rigole maintenant?

humour: best of winarivers... le 21 septembre 2009 à 22:29 #39589

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ahahahahaha steph, ceux la ils sont mortels... j adore les gros bad comme ca!
C'est payé bottom

humour: best of winarivers... le 21 septembre 2009 à 23:26 #39590

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carré et y a pas partage c koi ce bordel lol

humour: best of winarivers... le 22 septembre 2009 à 00:09 #39591

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MDR !!<br><br>

humour: best of winarivers... le 22 septembre 2009 à 00:17 #39592

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<DIV>C'est mal joué Néfane tu dois jeter tes rois ! Muzilheg lui savait qu'il allait gagner ! </DIV><DIV>LOL !</DIV>

humour: best of winarivers... le 11 octobre 2009 à 22:02 #40203

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<table><tbody><tr><td class="copyBold">played at "Doullens (francais)" for USD RM from 2009-10-11 14:58 until 2009-10-11 14:59</td></tr><tr><td height="5"> </td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#cccccc"> </td></tr><tr><td height="5"> </td></tr><tr><td class="copy"><span class="copyGreenBold">Seat 1:</span> poilm ($8.07 in chips)<br> </td></tr><tr><td class="copy"><span class="copyGreenBold">Seat 2:</span> tiger-woods- ($3.93 in chips)<br> </td></tr><tr><td class="copy"><span class="copyGreenBold">Seat 3:</span> lineco ($3.94 in chips)<br> </td></tr><tr><td class="copy"><span class="copyGreenBold">Seat 8:</span> marcohaze54 ($7.41 in chips)<br> </td></tr><tr><td class="copy"><span class="copyGreenBold">Seat 9:</span> Sesky ($2.83 in chips)<br><br><!-- Poker specific action history and summary --><br> </td></tr><tr><td height="5"> </td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#cccccc"> </td></tr><tr><td height="5"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="copy"><span class="copyBold">ANTES/BLINDS</span><br>tiger-woods- posts blind ($0.02), lineco posts blind ($0.04).<br><br><b>PRE-FLOP</b><br>marcohaze54<br>calls $0.04, Sesky raises to $0.20, poilm calls $0.20, tiger-woods-<br>folds, lineco calls $0.20, marcohaze54 calls $0.20.<br><br><b>FLOP</b> <br> <img src="www.winamax.com/img/poker/cards/8D.gif"> <img src="www.winamax.com/img/poker/cards/4H.gif"> <img src="www.winamax.com/img/poker/cards/5S.gif"> <br>lineco<br>checks, marcohaze54 checks, Sesky bets $0.36, poilm calls $0.36, lineco<br>folds, marcohaze54 raises to $0.72, Sesky raises to $1.50, poilm calls<br>$1.50, marcohaze54 bets $7.21 and is all-in, Sesky calls $2.63 and is<br>all-in, poilm calls $7.21.<br><br><b>TURN</b> <br> <img src="www.winamax.com/img/poker/cards/8D.gif"> <img src="www.winamax.com/img/poker/cards/4H.gif"> <img src="www.winamax.com/img/poker/cards/5S.gif"> <img src="www.winamax.com/img/poker/cards/6C.gif"> <br><br><br><b>RIVER</b> <br> <img src="www.winamax.com/img/poker/cards/8D.gif"> <img src="www.winamax.com/img/poker/cards/4H.gif"> <img src="www.winamax.com/img/poker/cards/5S.gif"> <img src="www.winamax.com/img/poker/cards/6C.gif"> <img src="www.winamax.com/img/poker/cards/QC.gif"> <br><br><br><b>SHOWDOWN</b><br>marcohaze54 shows <br> <img src="www.winamax.com/img/poker/cards/7C.gif"> <img src="www.winamax.com/img/poker/cards/6D.gif"> <br>Sesky shows <br> <img src="www.winamax.com/img/poker/cards/8H.gif"> <img src="www.winamax.com/img/poker/cards/8S.gif"> <br>poilm shows <br> <img src="www.winamax.com/img/poker/cards/4S.gif"> <img src="www.winamax.com/img/poker/cards/4C.gif"> <br>marcohaze54 wins $8.28, marcohaze54 wins $8.71.</td></tr><tr><td height="5"> </td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#cccccc"> </td></tr><tr><td height="5"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="copy"><span class="copyBold">SUMMARY</span><br>Dealer: poilm<br>Pot: $17.87, <i>(including rake: $0.8</i><br><span class="copy">poilm, loses $7.41<br></span><span class="copy">tiger-woods-, loses $0.02<br></span><span class="copy">lineco, loses $0.20<br></span><span class="copy">marcohaze54, bets $7.41, collects $16.99, net $9.58<br></span><span class="copy">Sesky, loses $2.83</span></td></tr></tbody></table>

humour: best of winarivers... le 11 octobre 2009 à 23:17 #40207

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pas plus tard que ce soir au tournoi SAPC :

TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, T5-6533485-154
played at "Table #1" for USD TC from 2009-10-11 15:51 until 2009-10-11 15:51



Seat 1: -manolo16 (2,750 in chips)
Seat 2: D-nYsS (3,885 in chips)
Seat 3: Coco331983 (3,345 in chips)
Seat 4: angepiou (7,805 in chips)
Seat 5: pupuce40 (4,165 in chips)
Seat 8: joelllxx (2,840 in chips)
Seat 9: paris_33 (5,525 in chips)
Seat 10: valiba (6,280 in chips)



ANTES/BLINDS
paris_33 posts ante (30), valiba posts ante (30), -manolo16 posts ante (30), D-nYsS posts ante (30), Coco331983 posts ante (30), angepiou posts ante (30), pupuce40 posts ante (30), joelllxx posts ante (30), paris_33 posts blind (125), valiba posts blind (250).

PRE-FLOP
-manolo16 folds, D-nYsS folds, Coco331983 raises to 625, angepiou folds, pupuce40 folds, joelllxx folds, paris_33 bets 5,495 and is all-in, valiba folds, Coco331983 calls 3,315 and is all-in.

FLOP [board cards: TS,5H,5C ]


TURN [board cards: TS,5H,5C,8S ]


RIVER [board cards: TS,5H,5C,8S,JH ]


SHOWDOWN
paris_33 shows [ KC,KD ]
Coco331983 shows [ JS,JC ]
Coco331983 wins 7,120.



SUMMARY
Dealer: joelllxx
Pot: 7,120
-manolo16, loses 30
D-nYsS, loses 30
Coco331983, bets 3,345, collects 7,120, net 3,775
angepiou, loses 30
pupuce40, loses 30
joelllxx, loses 30
paris_33, loses 3,345
valiba, loses 280


humour: best of winarivers... le 11 octobre 2009 à 23:28 #40210

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on vous a pourtant dit que sur win....seul les badbeat gagnent.....<br><br>si t'es devant .... tu foldes<br><br><br><br><br><br>
On est toujours le con de quelqu'un...!!! à bon entendeur

humour: best of winarivers... le 11 octobre 2009 à 23:33 #40213

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Et Alain t'as pas tout vu, un peu plus tard, même tournoi, en short stack

TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, T5-6533482-203
played at "Table #4" for USD TC from 2009-10-11 16:26 until 2009-10-11 16:26



Seat 2: paris_33 (2,655 in chips)
Seat 3: Coco331983 (14,110 in chips)
Seat 4: line33xx (10,350 in chips)
Seat 5: nefane33 (17,044 in chips)
Seat 6: rafi_22 (7,475 in chips)
Seat 7: 33renato33 (5,235 in chips)
Seat 9: SAPC_Nono (18,455 in chips)
Seat 10: pachat 33 (6,285 in chips)



ANTES/BLINDS
paris_33 posts ante (40), Coco331983 posts ante (40), line33xx posts ante (40), nefane33 posts ante (40), rafi_22 posts ante (40), 33renato33 posts ante (40), SAPC_Nono posts ante (40), pachat 33 posts ante (40), paris_33 posts blind (150), Coco331983 posts blind (300).

PRE-FLOP
line33xx folds, nefane33 folds, rafi_22 folds, 33renato33 folds, SAPC_Nono raises to 750, pachat 33 folds, paris_33 bets 2,615 and is all-in, Coco331983 folds, SAPC_Nono calls 2,615.

FLOP [board cards: 4C,7S,2H ]


TURN [board cards: 4C,7S,2H,5S ]


RIVER [board cards: 4C,7S,2H,5S,TD ]


SHOWDOWN
paris_33 shows [ AD,JS ]
SAPC_Nono shows [ TH,AS ]
SAPC_Nono wins 5,850.



SUMMARY
Dealer: pachat 33
Pot: 5,850
paris_33, loses 2,655
Coco331983, loses 340
line33xx, loses 40
nefane33, loses 40
rafi_22, loses 40
33renato33, loses 40
SAPC_Nono, bets 2,655, collects 5,850, net 3,195
pachat 33, loses 40



ce n'était pas ma soirée <br><br>malheureusement ça arrive trop souvent ...
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