EH...Mais t'es connecté au bureau ou quoi...??? hock: hock:
Ah non t'avais ton aprés midi alors... ? hock:
Bref sur les coups t'es tombé sur des gros fishs...
Sur le coup ou t'as l'autre part à tapis pré flop avec 7 et 2...! Le reste c'est plus toi qui gère...
Sur tes dames re belotte, 2 joueurs a tapis avec des grosses bouses.... dont l'un chatte sa double paire...
Faut pas jouer dans la journée Néfane...!!

ps: hier soir j'ai perdu 3.5 $ avec // qui floppe sont brelan ...un joueur ultra LAG depuis le début de la cession...Je boite et loose ma cave...!

Alors ça y est ? Tu l'as pété l'écran ?

Pfffffffff ! c'est long... Plus tu attends et moins tu seras décidé à le faire ! c'est dommage !

Non, plutôt que de casser l'écran, je me suis dit que tant qu'avoir mal,autant aller chez le dentiste!

Pourquoi aller chez le dentiste pour avoir mal ? Tu fais des frais pour rien ! On trouvera bien des volontaires pour te faire très mal et ce sera gratos !


Moi le mien d'écran (pas de dentiste) je le carresse dans le sens du poil depuis hier soir
+ 22.03
aujourd'hui
+ 9.48
et à l'instant en 15mn chrono
+11.05

Premier, deuxième et troisième effet kiss cool !!

TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, T5-22976344-5
played at "Table #1" for USD TC from 2010-02-06 10:25 until 2010-02-06 10:26



Seat 1: mighe-1964 (1,390 in chips)
Seat 2: Nine_19 (1,390 in chips)
Seat 3: I am insane (1,480 in chips)
Seat 4: turnout17 (1,460 in chips)
Seat 5: valiba (1,500 in chips)
Seat 6: GUilllVER (1,500 in chips)
Seat 7: ooooooo_mama (1,500 in chips)
Seat 8: felime (1,500 in chips)
Seat 9: Fly The Hill (1,910 in chips)
Seat 10: LuckyMe4Ever (1,370 in chips)



ANTES/BLINDS
BETTING_LEVELS_CHANGED
, I am insane posts small blind (15), turnout17 posts big blind (30), DEALING_HOLE_CARDS
.

PRE-FLOP
valiba folds, GUilllVER raises to 105, ooooooo_mama folds, felime folds, Fly The Hill raises to 180, LuckyMe4Ever folds, mighe-1964 folds, Nine_19 raises to 1,390 and is all-in, I am insane folds, turnout17 folds, GUilllVER folds, Fly The Hill calls 1,390.

FLOP [board cards: QD,JC,AC ]
DEALING_FLOP
.

TURN [board cards: QD,JC,AC,TH ]
DEALING_TURN
.

RIVER [board cards: QD,JC,AC,TH,JH ]
DEALING_RIVER
.

SHOWDOWN
Nine_19 shows [ JD,JS ]
Fly The Hill shows [ KH,KD ]
Nine_19 wins 2,930.



SUMMARY
Dealer: Nine_19
Pot: 2,930
mighe-1964, loses 0
Nine_19, bets 1,390, collects 2,930, net 1,540
I am insane, loses 15
turnout17, loses 30
valiba, loses 0
GUilllVER, loses 105
ooooooo_mama, loses 0
felime, loses 0
Fly The Hill, loses 1,390
LuckyMe4Ever, loses 0

Le genre de mains qui ne comptent meme pas en EV$ négatif, vu que Villain est devant quand ca boite...

F*** T*** Poker Game #18294898576: Table Mano (6 max) - $0.05/$0.10 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:07:05 ET - 2010/02/08
Seat 1: DISSIZIT1 ($11.65)
Seat 2: michemuche51 ($2.6
Seat 3: tsygalko ($19.7
Seat 4: Seskyy ($10.32)
Seat 5: Pinte86 ($4)
Seat 6: La_Luz_FCB ($9.95), is sitting out
tsygalko posts the small blind of $0.05
Seskyy posts the big blind of $0.10
The button is in seat #2

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Seskyy [ ]
michemuche51 calls $0.10
tsygalko folds
Seskyy raises to $0.30
michemuche51 calls $0.20

*** FLOP *** [ ]
Seskyy bets $0.30
michemuche51 calls $0.30

*** TURN *** [ ] [ ]
Seskyy bets $0.60
michemuche51 calls $0.60

*** RIVER *** [ ] [ ]
Seskyy bets $1.70
michemuche51 calls $1.48, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $0.22 returned to Seskyy

*** SHOW DOWN ***
Seskyy shows [ ] two pair, Kings and Sevens
michemuche51 shows [ ] three of a kind, Sevens
michemuche51 wins the pot ($5.05) with three of a kind, Sevens

*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $5.41 | Rake $0.36
Board: [ ]
Seat 1: DISSIZIT1 is sitting out
Seat 2: michemuche51 (button) showed [ ] and won ($5.05) with three of a kind, Sevens
Seat 3: tsygalko (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: Seskyy (big blind) showed [ ] and lost with two pair, Kings and Sevens
Seat 5: Pinte86 is sitting out
Seat 6: La_Luz_FCB is sitting out

Le mec boite sans arret, avec pas grand chose. Donc easy call,
Au flop ouf, la Q, je suis content j'ai gagné et je vois les jetons partir de l'autre coté.... Que dire;... 97% au flop....
MErci winamax!

TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, R5-28786430-678
played at "Fumel (francais)" for USD RM from 2010-02-18 13:41 until 2010-02-18 13:42



Seat 3: Jeremy_72 ($3.46 in chips)
Seat 4: Gesmik ($1.85 in chips)
Seat 8: rantanplan32 ($2.05 in chips)
Seat 9: flambeur94 ($0.90 in chips)



ANTES/BLINDS
Gesmik posts small blind ($0.01), rantanplan32 posts big blind ($0.02), DEALING_HOLE_CARDS
.

PRE-FLOP
flambeur94 folds, Jeremy_72 raises to $0.10, Gesmik folds, rantanplan32 raises to $2.05 and is all-in, Jeremy_72 calls $2.05.

FLOP [board cards: :Qs , :2s , :7d ]
DEALING_FLOP
.

TURN [board cards: :Qs , :2s , :7d , :Js ]
DEALING_TURN
.

RIVER [board cards: :Qs , :2s , :7d , :Js , :3s ]
DEALING_RIVER
.

SHOWDOWN
rantanplan32 shows [ , ]
Jeremy_72 shows [ , ]
rantanplan32 wins $3.91.

J'ai pas tout compris, là... hock:


F*** T*** Poker Game #18571646962: Table Gotcha (6 max) - $0.02/$0.05 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:51:22 ET - 2010/02/18
Seat 1: Seskyy ($5)
Seat 2: RojaDiablo ($5)
Seat 3: oe3257 ($7.70)
Seat 4: Hugoll02 ($5.2
Seat 5: DKanc ($4.82)
Seat 6: butchykatie ($6.56)
DKanc posts the small blind of $0.02
butchykatie posts the big blind of $0.05
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Seskyy [ ]
Seskyy raises to $0.20
RojaDiablo folds
oe3257 folds
Hugoll02 has 15 seconds left to act
Hugoll02 folds
DKanc calls $0.18
butchykatie folds
*** FLOP *** [ ]
DKanc bets $0.05
Seskyy raises to $0.50
DKanc calls $0.45
*** TURN *** [ ] [ ]
DKanc bets $0.05
Seskyy raises to $4.30, and is all in
DKanc calls $4.07, and is all in
Seskyy shows [ ]
DKanc shows [ ]
Uncalled bet of $0.18 returned to Seskyy
*** RIVER *** [ ] [ :]
Seskyy shows two pair, Aces and Sixes
DKanc shows three of a kind, Sixes
DKanc wins the pot ($9.05) with three of a kind, Sixes
Seskyy adds $4.82
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $9.69 | Rake $0.64
Board: [ ]
Seat 1: Seskyy showed [ ] and lost with two pair, Aces and Sixes
Seat 2: RojaDiablo didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: oe3257 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Hugoll02 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: DKanc (small blind) showed [ ] and won ($9.05) with three of a kind, Sixes
Seat 6: butchykatie (big blind) folded before the Flop

Et un bad beat pour la une, bien senti le call au flop

F** T** Poker $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

FT_ProPlayer (BTN): $11.47
Hero (S: $17.25
Inepsyrrrr (B: $6.54
Mikarei (UTG): $12.22
Grumpy Giz (CO): $11.28

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is SB with K K
2 folds, FT_ProPlayer raises to $0.35, Hero raises to $1.40, 1 fold, FT_ProPlayer calls $1.05

Flop: ($2.90) 2 2 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $2.90, FT_ProPlayer calls $2.90

Turn: ($8.70) 3 (2 players)
Hero checks, FT_ProPlayer bets $4.10, Hero raises to $8.20, FT_ProPlayer calls $3.07 all in

River: ($23.04) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $23.04
FT_ProPlayer shows K 9 (a flush, King high)
Hero shows K K (two pair, Kings and Twos)
FT_ProPlayer wins $21.51
(Rake: $1.53)

Pourquoi tu relances à la rivière?

F*** T*** Poker $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

CO: $10.40
BTN: $10.00
SB: $10.00
Hero (B: $10.26
UTG: $10.00
MP: $3.83

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is BB with A K
3 folds, BTN raises to $0.30, 1 fold, Hero raises to $1, BTN calls $0.70

Flop: ($2.05) 2 A 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $1.40, BTN calls $1.40

Turn: ($4.85) A (2 players)
Hero bets $3.50, BTN raises to $7.60 all in, Hero calls $4.10

River: ($20.05) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $20.05
BTN shows Q Q (a full house, Queens full of Aces)
Hero shows A K (three of a kind, Aces)
BTN wins $18.72
(Rake: $1.33)

lol...
(j'sais pas quoi dire d'autre...)

celui-là est particulièrement horrible !!! OMG...

Full Tilt Poker $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players - View hand 568895
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

ossga (S: $9.14
Pizagol (B: $2.58
Vit16 (UTG): $22.47
Hero (CO): $19.29
Dosinio (BTN): $5.31

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is CO with A J
1 fold, Hero raises to $0.30, Dosinio calls $0.30, 2 folds

Flop: ($0.75) 8 6 6 (2 players)
Hero checks, Dosinio checks

Turn: ($0.75) J (2 players)
Hero bets $0.40, Dosinio raises to $1, Hero calls $0.60

River: ($2.75) Q (2 players)
Hero checks, Dosinio bets $0.90, Hero calls $0.90

Final Pot: $4.55
Hero shows A J (two pair, Jacks and Sixes)
Dosinio shows 4 Q (two pair, Queens and Sixes)
Dosinio wins $4.25
(Rake: $0.30)